Comments on: I hate chihuahuas

By: Herp Derp

Herp Derp — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 21:46:14 +0000

@True Animal Lover: Go shove that Chihuahua up your ass you retarded piece of shit. Even rats have more dignity than Chihuahuas, and that’s pathetic.

By: True Animal Lover

True Animal Lover — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:19:29 +0000

I am sorry but all of you who think that you are animal lovers and talk this way about chihuahuas should be shot! I recently found a puppy chihuahua and he is the most lovable and sweetest dog I have ever seen. and he goes outside. you just have to work with them a little. Just sounds to me like those of you who are having troubles gettin your yours to go outside are too damn lazy to truly care for your dog. That’s okay someday you will get whats coming to you for being such dicks!

By: Sara M G

Sara M G — Wed, 26 May 2010 03:27:17 +0000

Oh my goodness! You nailed it and took the words out of my mouth! I love dogs but these are SORRY freaking demonlike excuses for dogs- they INSULT all the dogs in the world so I feel bad they are called dogs!

By: Daniel

Daniel — Sun, 16 May 2010 05:33:55 +0000

Chihuahuas are not dogs. They are barking rats.

By: Blaine B

Blaine B — Thu, 06 May 2010 19:51:57 +0000

Thank you… thank you. Blog Hug to all of you notable individuals.
I experienced this walking piss-shit of an animal for the first time yesterday! 05.05.2010! And I cannot stop thinking about it; I need to VENT… I have almost ripped my light brown/ baige pillow (the color of the anti-christ) in half yelling at it and throwing it across my room. Prior to writing this, I have developed this weird tick in the back of my brain that wants to strangle the creature to see its eyes pop.. Can you image that sound?? It would evoke such peace and solitude across the world.

uh-um. Here is the dl.
It barked at me relentlessly while my new gf just said “nooooo, [insert name here].. staawwwp it” in this non-intimidating voice. And then I have to be judged by her when she says “she usually likes everyone, maybe this is a sign…”

I cringed with pride. Swallowed hate. And now i spit rage with words.

Everytime I turned my back, it ran at me and snapped and yiped. I shook with raw hate, it is even worse when you know how much bigger you are to them and they treat you with such disdain and lack of respect… Thats what it is! Such lack of fucking respect from such a non-respectable being.
When I moved in for a kiss, it would bite my hair. It bit really close to my eye and I literally almost snapped. I could not sleep, I wanted to destroy, yes, destroy it. Destroy is a word used too often in present day… I use it correctly. It is amazing how good this feels.

When we were kissing one time, I flicked “it” with my middle finger right on the head!! It let out this loud yipe and I felt soooooo good. I blamed it on her for almost rolling on it. That is talent for how small of a target it is and my quick explanation.

Great blog, I hope my response does it justice. Please do not judge my character on my hateful diction. I just really dispise Chih, Chihauh, Chihwanna kill myself.

It really feels good to talk about it… No homo

By: Hater 666

Hater 666 — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:49:36 +0000

So I wrote in google, why I hate chihuahua’s? And this awesome blog came up. I love u all for telling the truth about these shifty little excuses for animals/dogs. God was upset one day and decided to take a shit on the world and out came the damn chihuahua. Thank you. I hate the chihuahua I live with. It’s my boyfriends. He is always fucking wih my cat, shitting and pissing all over, bit me, barking and growling, and he always steals the attention away when I try to get close to my boyfriend. I have more to say but not enough room to write. Chihuahua’s are devils.

By: Dude

Dude — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:56:37 +0000

Very amusing read. I thought I was alone in my disposition towards those rats. I also love cats, dogs, animals basically, but can’t stand tiny dogs…especially chihuahuas. My ex has one, I swear it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. I never knew I didn’t like them until I met that pathetic creature.

By: Juls

Juls — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:25:38 +0000

Perhaps your wife and my husband should get together, because my husband has a chihuahua that I hate.I have never seen anything so pathetic as this dog.Even if you are in the same room as him,(but he is fenced off so he doesn’t crap everywhere) he will whine,cry,moan,howl,and SCREAM for HOURS!
You cant leave him for a second to shower or go to the bathroom or ANYTHING! I have had it,this is fucking harder then raising a baby for real!!!
Every time I tell my husband I want the dog gone though he starts tearing up.How can he even call that thing a dog?

By: Chihuahuas and my Nexus One | Brandon's Blog

Chihuahuas and my Nexus One | Brandon's Blog — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:36:32 +0000

[...] me just get this out of the way… remember my post about how I sorta dislike chihuahuas? Today sealed the deal for me. The stupid thing was taking a dump in my daughters room… you know [...]

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:12:43 +0000

I found your blog this morning by searching google for: Yorkie that pisses and shits everywhere

This is the best thing I have read in a long time on a blog. I laughed so hard I cried. A Yorkie is a chihuahua with a shit load of fur. They exhibit all the same characteristics as your “chiwowwow”. The Yorkie is 6 months old and has been crate training since we got him. He will not go pee or shit in the dirt. He rather shit and piss himself in his crate or drop a load on our patio door step.

We have a real dog too, a Ridgeback. She kicks ass. Does Dog stuff. Our 5 year old got the Yorkie as a gift from a family member for his Birthday. We did not think the Yorkie was going to be this much of a sack of shit to train. I keep training and hoping this sack of shit Yorkie will get it someday, at least for the sake of my 5 year old and my sanity. The only reason I do it is for my son otherwise the Yorkie would have been history 2 weeks after we got him.

Here are some ways I thought would be very entertaining way to get rid of him:

Pop him in a Potato Launcher. Launch him out of our back yard. Bombs away!

Put a bow on him and drop him over the wall into one of our neighbors back yards. Merry Christmas Neighbor!

Thank you again for the great read!