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I had to give up my PS2 this evening… why? It’s all about growing up.
No no no… you got it all wrong… I’m not growing up, silly goose. My son Aidan is growing up. Seeing as I have an Xbox 360, Dreamcast and 2 laptops in my garage, I figured I could spare the hardware (well not really, but I’ll find a way to cope with my loss). He’s 3 1/2 now and we’re trying to find ways for him to become more independent.
First thing first is getting him out of our bed. I totally blame my wife and she takes full responsibility, but he’s used to sleeping in our bed. It all started when he was really young and I worked shitty hours. My wife didn’t like sleeping alone so she brought him in bed with her. Now that’s all changed and its becoming really annoying waking up in the middle of the night with a sharp pain in your back because his elbow or knee is digging in. So how do we solve this dilemma? Bribery. I told him I would give him the PS2 (along with the Guitar Hero controller) if he started sleeping in his bed… then after a solid week of doing so he’ll get a new game.
I’ll report back in a week and we’ll see how it went. By the way, while searching for the PS2 logo I came across this image. Holy fuck.
Video unrelated…
I was falling asleep driving home the other day, couldn’t keep myself awake! I started doing random weird shit and just happen to record it:
On another random note: A few days ago the most wonderful thing occurred. I played Garry’s Mod WITH my son. As most of you know Aidan loves the game. Maybe its because there’s no objective he can fail at, or maybe its because he can spawn as many Mossmans as he likes and shoot them in their face… I’m not entirely sure. But he loves the game!
About a week or so ago I custom built a laptop for my wife. I even threw in a nVidia card, the 9800 series or whatever… not exactly sure right now. Well anyways, it runs games great, even the Source Engine games. I figured… instead of Aidan taking over my computer and playing games he could play games on her laptop. So I created him a Steam account, gifted him my extra Half Life 2, then bought him Garry’s Mod. As if my son having his own Steam account wasn’t cool enough… this meant we could play games together!
It was awesome! I put him in a Ventrilo room with the transmit set to voice sensitivity and we played through a couple HL2 single player maps together. He was able to comprehend that it was his dad with him in game, he would ask me to follow him and watch him as he shot Combine and random citizens. Everything was going great until he decided to shoot me. I asked him to stop so he killed me with the crowbar. Being the tough guy I am, I respawned and took him out with an alt fire of the shotgun. BAD FUCKING IDEA!
Maybe he’s smart enough to figure out 3D games and coordination with keyboard+mouse controls, but the trauma of having his dad shoot him was too much. He broke down in tears, screaming and crying. Ask Chad he was there… it was pretty sad. Oh well, live and learn I guess.
And by learn I mean he learned not to fuck with his dad.
Edit:
By the way Aidan is 3, and Chad’s comment below was a true moment:
Aidan, put down the car and come over here… AIDAN PUT IT DOWN
Conversation with tonyategecy@hotmail.com
Brandon: who’s this?
Tonya: hey, Age/Sex/Location? 
Brandon: ohh a bot
Tonya: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Brandon: do you like penis?
Tonya: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Brandon: I’m already naked
Tonya: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
Brandon: penis?
Tonya: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.***.com/sofia fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
Brandon: penis?
Tonya: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
Brandon: penis?
Tonya: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Brandon: I SAID PENIS
Tonya: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.***.com/sofia
Brandon: cock tease.
My favorite part is when I said penis. Anyways! Tomorrow or the next day I’m going to spill the beans on whats going on with me lately. Only reason I’m not doing it now is because I’ve already spent all that time formatting that chatlog so I don’t feel like typing anymore 
At first you’re like… “holy fuck that’s horrible!”, but then keyboard cat comes in and saves the day!
My friend at Ubisoft linked me this… wow, just wow.
http://www.biscade.com/office/
As I said to some of you on MSN, I’m taking donations of all sizes to help me make my office this cool. Thanks in advance.
Edit: yes I know another short and meaningless update… when I’m on vacation (starting tomorrow) I’ll post a blog update about our game engine.
The following is a real chat log. No names have been changed to protect the hilarity. WARNING: Do not follow any of the links unless you are prepared for the results.
(2:51:37 PM) Brandon: http://1guyand1cup.com/
(2:52:02 PM) Tom 'Termy58': WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS PENIS
(2:52:04 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ASS
(2:52:05 PM) Tom 'Termy58': ARHGHHG
(2:52:07 PM) Tom 'Termy58': ITS IN
(2:52:08 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:52:11 PM) Tom 'Termy58': WTF
(2:52:14 PM) Tom 'Termy58': WTF
(2:52:17 PM) Tom 'Termy58': NO
(2:52:19 PM) Tom 'Termy58': NOOOO
(2:52:23 PM) Tom 'Termy58': ITS BLEEDING
(2:52:27 PM) Tom 'Termy58': ITS BLEEDING
(2:52:30 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ASS IS BLEEDING
(2:52:37 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ASS IS BLEEDING
(2:52:42 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OH MY FUCKING GOD
(2:52:45 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ASS
(2:52:48 PM) Tom 'Termy58': IS BLEEDING
(2:52:53 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:53:02 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ANUS IS BLEEDING
(2:53:12 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG SO MUCH BLOOD
(2:53:16 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:53:22 PM) Tom 'Termy58': SO MUCH BLOOD
(2:53:25 PM) Tom 'Termy58': IS THIS FAKE
(2:53:27 PM) Tom 'Termy58': IS THIS FAKE
(2:53:39 PM) Tom 'Termy58': TELL ME THIS IS FAKE
(2:53:43 PM) Brandon: nope.com
(2:53:50 PM) Tom 'Termy58': BLOOD
(2:53:52 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:54:04 PM) Tom 'Termy58': FOSZOR THIS IS A WEIRD WAY TO SHOW ME YOUR PENIS
(2:54:16 PM) Brandon: you really haven't seen this video?
(2:54:23 PM) Tom 'Termy58': NO
(2:54:25 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:54:39 PM) Brandon: mr "thepounder" hasn't seen this shock video?
(2:54:44 PM) Brandon: I'm surprised
(2:54:45 PM) Tom 'Termy58': http://thepounder.com/
(2:54:47 PM) Tom 'Termy58': MINE ARE FUNNY
(2:54:49 PM) Tom 'Termy58': YOURS IS
(2:54:57 PM) Tom 'Termy58': A CUP EXPLODING IN THE GUYS ANUS
(2:55:11 PM) Tom 'Termy58': AND DIGGING OUT SHRAPNEL
(2:55:28 PM) Brandon: mine is funny too... to have other people watch it.
(2:55:37 PM) Brandon: its funny on a different level
Hilarious video. I noticed I hadn’t updated in a few days so I’m throwing this up because I found it so funny. I’ll do a real update soon. Maybe even today. If you’re lucky. Maybe not. Who knows. Why so serious?
Edit: I just realized my last 3 blogs weren’t much, okay I’ll definitely update today.
Double Edit: no time today, gonna have to wait!