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Android is better than ever

So like, nearly 2 years ago I order my first Android phone. I’m pretty proud to say that I was one of the first people to use an Android phone. I’ve been there through all the ups and downs; enjoyed the fruits of its labor and suffered through its woes.

I remember when I first got the phone, people were all like “what phone is that?” and I would respond “its the G1, its a Google phone powered by Android”. At this point they would lose interest. No one knew what Android was or why I cared to mention it when they asked me what my phone was. The G1 was the first of its kind and I’m so glad I took the risk with it.

I recently read that there are something like 160,000 Android devices being activated per day. That’s insane! Not only that, but some of the newer ones are selling out! People are waiting in line for these phones. NICE!

Apple makes a great device, there is no doubt about that. But the stranglehold they’ve had on the system has been choking the consumer. And sadly for them, they aren’t making the biggest and baddest device anymore. The problem with Apple is they want to tell you, well force you, where you get your services and applications. That’s like buying a TV and having the manufacturer tell you you can only use a certain cable provider and you can only hook up DVD players or surround sound systems they personally approve. What the fuck? What if I want satellite? What if the DVD players you approve don’t do what I want? Its retarded.

But I digress…

Today I see people all around me with Android phones: coworkers, friends, family, random people at my sons T-ball game. I smile a little when I’m browsing Twitter or Facebook and see someone updated their status with “Twitter for Android” or “Facebook for Android”. I actually see more of those than I see iPhone updates now.

Recently I’ve been completely maximizing my Android experience. My phone is so much more than a phone. I use it to sync a shopping list with my wife, its a SNES emulator, its my GPS, social networking device, e-mail client, RSS reader and so much more that I can’t even begin to list. And it doesn’t stop there. I know that if I need it to perform a certain function, I can find an app for it. Or make an app for it. Do whatever the fuck I want with it. Its Android, its open source. I have the freedom I want!

So this one goes out to the Android team over at Google…

 

Thank You!

I’m a tool

So the other day I bought StarCraft II because I used to play StarCraft all the time back in high school and I was curious how they would relaunch the franchise. Plus I saw all the leaked cut scenes on YouTube and it looked pretty amazing.

So to purchase the digital copy I had to login to Battle.net, which I couldn’t remember my old account from way back in the day (like when I tried WoW). Whatever, so I create a new account.

Then when I login, it gives me an option to merge my Battle.net account with my WoW account, so I manage to figure that one out as well. Bam! Cool its merged—who cares my account is frozen because I haven’t paid for it in years.

So I get SC2 downloaded, purchased and installed. Then later on I get an email saying how the WoW character faction transfer I requested is underway. WTF? It didn’t ask me to login or anything, but it did say if I didn’t request this I should check my account. Oddly enough it was sent to a an email I don’t even use anymore (it just forwards to my Gmail account), and I mean I haven’t used this in years. Like 5+ years, which ironically is about how long ago I tried WoW.

I ignored it.

But then it kept bothering me so I re-read the email and tried to understand what the fuck was going on. So at the very bottom of the email is a link that brings you to the control panel (or so I thought). It seemed legit enough because it used the old email account, which I assumed is the one I used when I signed up for WoW.

Needless to say I fell for my first and only phishing attempt. They were pretty slick about it. They didn’t say “LOGIN HERE NOW GO GO GO”. They just casually said to check my account if I didn’t request, and then left a tiny link at the very bottom of the email.

I fucking panicked. I went through and changed every fucking account password I have. Which is a metric fuck-ton. The funny part is, I’m always telling people “if you ever get an email asking you to login somewhere, manually type it in your browser… don’t click links”.

I guess I should listen to myself more often.

Cookies slow down your DSL

Chalk another one up to awesome customer service… this time from AT&T. Now here’s the thing: they don’t offer the best internet speeds and they’re the only provider in town that isn’t cable (I loathe cable). We’ve always had their fastest package… the “elite” 6mbit one. But for some reason when we requested all our services be moved to the new house, they didn’t give us the same DSL package.

(Oh yea by the way, we moved. More on that later)

Story related:

System: Welcome
System: Connecting to server. Please wait…
System: Connection with server established.
System: Technical Support Topic: DSL High Speed Internet
System: ANGELA has joined this session!
System: Connected with ANGELA

ANGELA: Thank you for contacting AT&T Internet Support, my name is Angela (pr2704). I see that I am chatting with Brandon. Am I correct?
You: yes
ANGELA: I see that you provided 909******* as the number associated with your DSL/Dial account. Am I correct?
You: correct
ANGELA: Thank you for confirming the details. How can I make you a very satisfied customer today?
You: i recently upgraded the speed of our dsl, just curious when it would take effect
You: i dont know why when we moved our dsl speed dropped so much

ANGELA: I apologize for the inconvenience you have been experiencing and we will work together to resolve this issue.
*** long pause ***
ANGELA: I can see that the order status is complete.
ANGELA: Have you done speed test
?
You: DownStream Connection Speed 3008 kbps
You: UpStream Connection Speed 512 kbps
You: thats my router status
You: which is like half the speed it was prior to our move

ANGELA: Okay
You: http://www.dslreports.com/im/89306600/1835.png
ANGELA: What was your previous speed?
You: we were on the 6mbit package
You: upload was around 768 or whatever
ANGELA: Sure
ANGELA: lets try to test the speed again by the link I am providing
ANGELA:
http://speedtest.net
ANGELA: Please inform me about the results
You: http://www.speedtest.net/result/826790558.png
You: i tried rebooting my router just before i contacted you
ANGELA: What is the upload and download speeds?
You: did you not get my link?
You: here:
http://www.speedtest.net/result/826790558.png
You: 2.48 down and 0.43 up
ANGELA: Okey.
ANGELA: Let perform some steps to increase the speed.
ANGELA: May I know which browser are you using?
You: currently chrome, but I have firefox and IE
ANGELA: Have you cleared cache and cookies of browser?
You: what would that accomplish?
You: Im trying to speed up my connection
You: not clear my browsing history
ANGELA: Some time it happens because of some temperory files stored in browser.
You: wow
*** this is when I disconnected ***

Snack time

(9:11:12 AM) Chad: oops
(9:16:13 AM) Brandon: where did it go
(9:16:19 AM) Chad: 1 sec
(9:16:31 AM) Brandon: ok lemme go grab a snack
(9:16:34 AM) Chad: kk
(7:24:59 PM) Brandon: I has fried rice
(7:25:14 PM) Brandon: also
(7:25:14 PM) Chad: I had chinese food about an hour ago.
(7:25:16 PM) Chad: i’m hungry again
(7:25:17 PM) Chad: damn you
(7:25:19 PM) Brandon: your livestream is offline
(7:25:25 PM) Brandon: I just went to get a snack
(7:25:28 PM) Brandon: where did it go?

If you don’t get the joke, keep looking.

Stop the spam

A true story about my fight against spam email

3 legged dog... so sad Anyone who’s on the internet knows what email spam is and its become such a large scale issue that we start to become numb to it. Sorta like a dog that loses a leg. Yes the problem is there, but he starts ignoring it so much that he eventually forgets about it and just goes about his daily life. BUT HE’S STILL MISSING A LEG!

We all deal with it: we check our email box and sort through all the random bullshit. We don’t even think about it anymore. Just read, delete, read, remove, skip, delete, remove, OH LOOK AN EMAIL FROM MY FRIEND! Especially if you have a smart phone that gives you email notifications. Its like it never shuts up.

Many of us have public email accounts, such as Gmail or AOL or Yahoo or whatever. Yes they have “spam filters” but they don’t quite make the cut. They do a decent job, but our inboxes are still cluttered with worthless junk.

anger

I finally had enough.

Just over a year ago I started fighting back and it’s paid off. It took a long time before I started seeing any decent results, a few months actually, but over time it began to get more and more apparent that what I had been doing really worked.

What did I do? It was simple: I started opting out of the emails. Believe it or not, 50% of the spam email you get is from legitimate sites that you signed up for and checked the silly little box that said “send me emails about site updates” or something along those lines. You’ll have to handle them on a one-by-one basis. Just login to the site, go to your options or contact preferences and opt out of the newsletter emails or whatever else they want to send you.

Another large portion of your emails come from mailing lists that you can unsubscribe from. Just scourer the email (usually at the very top or very bottom) and find the “click here to unsubscribe”. Its normally really small and often colored in a manner that hides it, but its there. Sometimes you have to click it and follow a set of instructions to complete the process but trust me, its worth it. PROTIP: some of these will require you to unsubscribe a few times before they get the point, but it will eventually work.

After you’ve taken care of those two categories, the remainder will be emails you’ll have to really work at. Some of them you can Google and research and find the sender, or you can try replying to the email its sent from. I really can’t give any advice on that except to just keep trying.

After time you’ll really start to see a big difference. In fact, the remainder of the shit that gets sent to me ends up getting caught by Gmail’s spam filter. I can stand here today tell you in all honesty: I have no spam email in my inbox

Just take the time to unsubscribe and opt out of emails, watch out for the checkboxes when you sign up for sites, and most importantly… DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Do your job FedEx

FedEx advertisement

You see… what this picture is trying to tell you is that FedEx cares. They care about you and your package and want to get it to you in good condition and as safe as possible. Its a good advertisement. The only problem is they don’t really care about you. Admittedly I can understand that maybe the company as a whole cares, but that isn’t reflected all the way down to the employees working for them… specifically the dickwads delivering your product (I had to add ‘dickwads’ to my autocorrect dictionary, but rest assured its a real word).

The reason I bring this up is because yesterday I saw the announcement Google had finally released the car dock for the Nexus One (FUCK YES). So I order the son of a bitch… expecting it to take a few days. But guess what? When the order processed and I got my tracking number it was on track to be delivered NEXT DAY (DOUBLE FUCK YES).

So anyways, I’m off work today and the entire family is home and we’re all hanging out. I walked outside for a minute and found a note on the door that said FedEx had tried to deliver your package but no one was home and they’re going to try to deliver it tomorrow.

 

WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

no no no no and NO. Fuck you FedEx dude—we were here. You didn’t even fucking try to deliver it. You probably sat in your truck and wrote up the “sorry” note and just walked up and put it on our door. Do your job and knock on the door you stupid lazy son of a bitch. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB—ITS WHY THEY PAY YOU.

Now, its not like its an emergency that I get this package, but how does he know that? How does he know its not an important business package, or medical supplies, or porn… YOU DON’T KNOW FEDEX DUDE, YOU DON’T KNOW!

So I called them up. I told the person on the phone that I was extremely annoyed and explained the fact we were home all day (not just one of us that could have been in the shitter or something, but an entire family). Although I was mad this happened, I was nice to her and even told her that I understood this wasn’t her fault but that I was frustrated. So she did something awesome. She called the local facility and had them get in contact with the driver and demanded he redeliver. About 2 hours later he showed up…

Brandon: 1   –   Lazy Fucker: 0

I win fucker

My somewhat retarded friend

I’ll make this quick. I have a friend and he’s somewhat retarded. For the sake of the story, let’s call him E. Mowinckel. No that’s too obvious. Lets say Edward M.

Ed is special

I first got to know Edward by playing Team Fortress 2 with him. He always played as the Medic and his name was "Edward the Retarded Medic"… he assumed the role very well. He would scream absurd things like "THERE ARE VERY BAD MEN OVER HERE! RUN! RUN!" in a silly retarded voice (I can’t stress the word retarded in this post enough).

He listens to The Cardigans. He makes French Onion Soup about once a week (which probably says much about what his breath smells like). He replaces the word "fuck" with "frak" because he’s an huge Battlestar Galatica fan. He has a compulsion to put sandwich bags on his head… because… why not put them there? He tweets non-stop. OH GOD DOES HE TWEET NONE STOP. Here’s a few examples:

I made my own waterproof skin for my netbook, it works really well, check it out; http://bit.ly/ckOXOO

I am completely out of food, I really need to buy more. Tomorrow’s French onion soup and Caprica day, I can’t mess that up, man.

Oh, I rule. I am the number one search result on google images for The Cardigans, and Viper checklist.

I think I frakked up my sub while experimenting with the brown note.

Just a few examples. Oh and my favorite part. He’s completely unable to communicate with females:

When a cute girl at my school asks ‘so what do you do outside of school?’, I really shouldn’t answer with ‘Mostly sit home and watch BSG’

Metaphorically speaking, this is what it’s like when he tries to do anything:

But at the end of the day, he’s a pretty good guy. I’m just glad we’re thousands of miles away from each other (did I mention he’s Canadian and lives in Canada? Sorry I should have said that sooner).

Chihuahuas and my Nexus One

evil fucking dog Let me just get this out of the way… remember my post about how I sorta dislike chihuahuas? Today sealed the deal for me. The stupid thing was taking a dump in my daughters room… you know where she plays on the carpet and all… and my wife started screaming at it. Instead of running away, it sorta waddled away… while it was still pooping. Creating what I can only describe as a “model train replica” of dog shit. The “engine” or front of the train was in Ashlyn’s room, which was followed by all the shit cargo containers. The “caboose” or end of the train was in our upstairs hallway. The entire time it was shitting my kids were following it screaming and laughing. It was a horrible moment.

On a lighter note, I got a new phone. I was really excited to get the T-Mobile G1 when it first came out, but as the Android OS has been developing more and more, and the phone wasn’t built with specs that could keep up. I’ve been stuck on Android 1.6 while 2.1 is already out.

Not only that, but I’ve gone through 3 G1 phones. Its a great phone when its working, but not so much when the camera stops working or the phone locks up for random reasons (trust me, its a hardware issue, not the OS).

Nexus One is sooo purdy

So I upgraded. The Nexus One is pretty amazing. I can’t believe how fast I’m browsing websites (especially with the new multitouch). The camera (with flash!) is really good, and my pictures Gallery even syncs with my Picasa account so I can see any image from my Web Albums. Right now I have no complaints, but to be fair I’ve only had it for a few days so I’ll be sure to do an update in a few weeks or a month or so.

Blog updated

I decided my blog needed to be tinkered with. I didn’t do an overhaul or anything, just messed with fonts and added some more CSS3. I uploaded two more headers into the rotation, too.

I need to start writing more about what I’m working on. People are always asking me and I never know where to begin. Here’s the thing: I’m always working on something. What it is can be totally different each day. Although right now I’m pretty focused on Zinger!. We’re closing in on the deadline for the Fretta Contest and we’re really excited about it. Not much is left, actually we’re just finishing up a few odds and ends.

I’m going to be writing a few articles related to Lua soon so you can look forward to seeing those. Actually I’ve already started… I just need some spare time to finish the first one (work has kept me so busy lately!). Technically I shouldn’t even be writing this now, I should be writing those… GOTTA GO!

Twitter killed my blog

Anyone else feel this way? I feel like everything I could say on my blog has been covered by my tweets.

I’m just sayin’