The following event is based on a true event. It IS a true event. The names have not been changed to protect anyone’s identity or prevent any shame. The only change I made was save the images to a permanent location to preserve the hilarity. Reader discretion is advised.
Brandon: http://garryspin.com/
Tom: who made this site
Brandon: no idea
Tom: i did a beach cleanup today
Tom: so retarded
Tom: spent more time listening to consetent people that called themselves tree huggers every 14 seconds
Tom: then actually doing anything
Tom: i was there for 3 and a half hours and did a 30 minute beach clean up and they just walked on the beach picking up stuff really slowly while talking about how amazing they are and how no one else understands
Tom: AND THE GIRLS WERE UGLY
Tom: GODDD
Brandon: whoa whoa
Brandon: when did this turn into an open platform
Brandon: I was just sending you a link
Brandon: I wasn’t prepared for all this nonsense
Tom: im gonna go cut myself
Tom: kthxbai
Brandon: http://i40.tinypic.com/m9ulig.jpg
Brandon: http://i41.tinypic.com/2lcqq8m.jpg
Brandon: http://i43.tinypic.com/4t8210.jpg
Brandon: catch my drift?
Tom: http://i44.tinypic.com/2namk95.jpg
Brandon: I’m glad we’re on the same wavelength
P.S. Tom = Terminal58 aka Termy aka :termy:
