An EARTHQUACK has ocured in a remorete rejoin of the world. no one was hurted but i thought u should know. this is clearly connexed to the HAITI and CHILLY earthquacks that hav happaned just months ago… cud it be 2012?!?!
WHAT is PLANET REARTH DOING?! and another thing?. notice that thias is heppenign just DAYS after obama past his socialist democracy-killer bill. what a "CO-INCIDENCE" i think we all kno what he is p,laning
in this thread u can talk about the rescent rise in earthquacks and how we can combet this communist scheme!!
The following event is based on a true event. It IS a true event. The names have not been changed to protect anyone’s identity or prevent any shame. The only change I made was save the images to a permanent location to preserve the hilarity. Reader discretion is advised.
Brandon: http://garryspin.com/ Tom: who made this site Brandon: no idea Tom: i did a beach cleanup today Tom: so retarded Tom: spent more time listening to consetent people that called themselves tree huggers every 14 seconds Tom: then actually doing anything Tom: i was there for 3 and a half hours and did a 30 minute beach clean up and they just walked on the beach picking up stuff really slowly while talking about how amazing they are and how no one else understands Tom: AND THE GIRLS WERE UGLY Tom: GODDD Brandon: whoa whoa Brandon: when did this turn into an open platform Brandon: I was just sending you a link Brandon: I wasn’t prepared for all this nonsense Tom: im gonna go cut myself Tom: kthxbai Brandon: http://i40.tinypic.com/m9ulig.jpg Brandon: http://i41.tinypic.com/2lcqq8m.jpg Brandon: http://i43.tinypic.com/4t8210.jpg Brandon: catch my drift? Tom: http://i44.tinypic.com/2namk95.jpg Brandon: I’m glad we’re on the same wavelength
Let me just get this out of the way… remember my post about how I sorta dislike chihuahuas? Today sealed the deal for me. The stupid thing was taking a dump in my daughters room… you know where she plays on the carpet and all… and my wife started screaming at it. Instead of running away, it sorta waddled away… while it was still pooping. Creating what I can only describe as a “model train replica” of dog shit. The “engine” or front of the train was in Ashlyn’s room, which was followed by all the shit cargo containers. The “caboose” or end of the train was in our upstairs hallway. The entire time it was shitting my kids were following it screaming and laughing. It was a horrible moment.
On a lighter note, I got a new phone. I was really excited to get the T-Mobile G1 when it first came out, but as the Android OS has been developing more and more, and the phone wasn’t built with specs that could keep up. I’ve been stuck on Android 1.6 while 2.1 is already out.
Not only that, but I’ve gone through 3 G1 phones. Its a great phone when its working, but not so much when the camera stops working or the phone locks up for random reasons (trust me, its a hardware issue, not the OS).
So I upgraded. The Nexus One is pretty amazing. I can’t believe how fast I’m browsing websites (especially with the new multitouch). The camera (with flash!) is really good, and my pictures Gallery even syncs with my Picasa account so I can see any image from my Web Albums. Right now I have no complaints, but to be fair I’ve only had it for a few days so I’ll be sure to do an update in a few weeks or a month or so.
I had to give up my PS2 this evening… why? It’s all about growing up.
No no no… you got it all wrong… I’m not growing up, silly goose. My son Aidan is growing up. Seeing as I have an Xbox 360, Dreamcast and 2 laptops in my garage, I figured I could spare the hardware (well not really, but I’ll find a way to cope with my loss). He’s 3 1/2 now and we’re trying to find ways for him to become more independent.
First thing first is getting him out of our bed. I totally blame my wife and she takes full responsibility, but he’s used to sleeping in our bed. It all started when he was really young and I worked shitty hours. My wife didn’t like sleeping alone so she brought him in bed with her. Now that’s all changed and its becoming really annoying waking up in the middle of the night with a sharp pain in your back because his elbow or knee is digging in. So how do we solve this dilemma? Bribery. I told him I would give him the PS2 (along with the Guitar Hero controller) if he started sleeping in his bed… then after a solid week of doing so he’ll get a new game.
I’ll report back in a week and we’ll see how it went. By the way, while searching for the PS2 logo I came across this image. Holy fuck.
I was falling asleep driving home the other day, couldn’t keep myself awake! I started doing random weird shit and just happen to record it:
On another random note: A few days ago the most wonderful thing occurred. I played Garry’s Mod WITH my son. As most of you know Aidan loves the game. Maybe its because there’s no objective he can fail at, or maybe its because he can spawn as many Mossmans as he likes and shoot them in their face… I’m not entirely sure. But he loves the game!
About a week or so ago I custom built a laptop for my wife. I even threw in a nVidia card, the 9800 series or whatever… not exactly sure right now. Well anyways, it runs games great, even the Source Engine games. I figured… instead of Aidan taking over my computer and playing games he could play games on her laptop. So I created him a Steam account, gifted him my extra Half Life 2, then bought him Garry’s Mod. As if my son having his own Steam account wasn’t cool enough… this meant we could play games together!
It was awesome! I put him in a Ventrilo room with the transmit set to voice sensitivity and we played through a couple HL2 single player maps together. He was able to comprehend that it was his dad with him in game, he would ask me to follow him and watch him as he shot Combine and random citizens. Everything was going great until he decided to shoot me. I asked him to stop so he killed me with the crowbar. Being the tough guy I am, I respawned and took him out with an alt fire of the shotgun. BAD FUCKING IDEA!
Maybe he’s smart enough to figure out 3D games and coordination with keyboard+mouse controls, but the trauma of having his dad shoot him was too much. He broke down in tears, screaming and crying. Ask Chad he was there… it was pretty sad. Oh well, live and learn I guess.
And by learn I mean he learned not to fuck with his dad.
By the way Aidan is 3, and Chad’s comment below was a true moment:
Aidan, put down the car and come over here… AIDAN PUT IT DOWN
Been working hard on the server lately, trying to get everything configured the way it needs to be. Setting up security, installing applications and managing game server content… all the normal shit you would expect.
Oh, then I disabled Remote Desktop connections.
Update: After giving my host detailed steps on how to fix it, its finally fixed… woooo!