Tag Archive for 'humor'

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I love the internet

Published on May 10, 2009 in Fun & Entertainment. 3 Comments

Conversation with tonyategecy@hotmail.com

Brandon: who’s this?

Tonya: hey, Age/Sex/Location? :)

Brandon: ohh a bot

Tonya: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Brandon: do you like penis?

Tonya: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Brandon: I’m already naked

Tonya: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

Brandon: penis?

Tonya: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.***.com/sofia fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

Brandon: penis?

Tonya: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

Brandon: penis?

Tonya: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Brandon: I SAID PENIS

Tonya: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.***.com/sofia

Brandon: cock tease.

My favorite part is when I said penis. Anyways! Tomorrow or the next day I’m going to spill the beans on whats going on with me lately. Only reason I’m not doing it now is because I’ve already spent all that time formatting that chatlog so I don’t feel like typing anymore ;)

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Keyboard cat saves the day

Published on May 5, 2009 in Fun & Entertainment. 0 Comments

At first you’re like… “holy fuck that’s horrible!”, but then keyboard cat comes in and saves the day!

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Tips and tricks for fucking

Published on March 23, 2009 in General Stuff. 9 Comments

So, I guess that’s what I have on my blog… I never knew. Thanks guys.

blog search results

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Chat log

Published on March 18, 2009 in Fun & Entertainment. 6 Comments

The following is a real chat log. No names have been changed to protect the hilarity. WARNING: Do not follow any of the links unless you are prepared for the results.

(2:51:37 PM) Brandon: http://1guyand1cup.com/
(2:52:02 PM) Tom 'Termy58': WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS PENIS
(2:52:04 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ASS
(2:52:05 PM) Tom 'Termy58': ARHGHHG
(2:52:07 PM) Tom 'Termy58': ITS IN
(2:52:08 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:52:11 PM) Tom 'Termy58': WTF
(2:52:14 PM) Tom 'Termy58': WTF
(2:52:17 PM) Tom 'Termy58': NO
(2:52:19 PM) Tom 'Termy58': NOOOO
(2:52:23 PM) Tom 'Termy58': ITS BLEEDING
(2:52:27 PM) Tom 'Termy58': ITS BLEEDING
(2:52:30 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ASS IS BLEEDING
(2:52:37 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ASS IS BLEEDING
(2:52:42 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OH MY FUCKING GOD
(2:52:45 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ASS
(2:52:48 PM) Tom 'Termy58': IS BLEEDING
(2:52:53 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:53:02 PM) Tom 'Termy58': HIS ANUS IS BLEEDING
(2:53:12 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG SO MUCH BLOOD
(2:53:16 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:53:22 PM) Tom 'Termy58': SO MUCH BLOOD
(2:53:25 PM) Tom 'Termy58': IS THIS FAKE
(2:53:27 PM) Tom 'Termy58': IS THIS FAKE
(2:53:39 PM) Tom 'Termy58': TELL ME THIS IS FAKE
(2:53:43 PM) Brandon: nope.com
(2:53:50 PM) Tom 'Termy58': BLOOD
(2:53:52 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:54:04 PM) Tom 'Termy58': FOSZOR THIS IS A WEIRD WAY TO SHOW ME YOUR PENIS
(2:54:16 PM) Brandon: you really haven't seen this video?
(2:54:23 PM) Tom 'Termy58': NO
(2:54:25 PM) Tom 'Termy58': OMG
(2:54:39 PM) Brandon: mr "thepounder" hasn't seen this shock video?
(2:54:44 PM) Brandon: I'm surprised
(2:54:45 PM) Tom 'Termy58': http://thepounder.com/
(2:54:47 PM) Tom 'Termy58': MINE ARE FUNNY
(2:54:49 PM) Tom 'Termy58': YOURS IS
(2:54:57 PM) Tom 'Termy58': A CUP EXPLODING IN THE GUYS ANUS
(2:55:11 PM) Tom 'Termy58': AND DIGGING OUT SHRAPNEL
(2:55:28 PM) Brandon: mine is funny too... to have other people watch it.
(2:55:37 PM) Brandon: its funny on a different level

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What the absolute flying fuck

Published on March 5, 2009 in General Stuff. 5 Comments

Another useless and non-informative blog update… but totally awesome. Please tell me what the hell the idea behind this amazingly epic video is?

I expect an explanation in the comments…

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Fucking shit

Published on February 12, 2009 in General Stuff. 4 Comments

I still have Windows XP running on my laptop that I keep in my garage. One thing I hate about Windows is how it FORCES you to do things you DO NOT WANT TO DO:

force update

Media unrelated:

Problem

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