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		<title>Coworkers in a barely different dimension</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2010/05/coworkers-in-a-barely-different-dimension/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 07:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun & Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister’s pilot sitcom took first place on the Channel 101 website, its pretty awesome! They just finished up filming the next episode, I’ll be sure to post a vidya here when they’re done editing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1615486/">My sister’s</a> pilot sitcom took first place on the <a href="http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=2990">Channel 101</a> website, its pretty awesome! They just finished up filming the next episode, I’ll be sure to post a vidya here when they’re done editing.</p>
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		<title>Former President Lyndon Johnson talks about his bunghole</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2010/02/former-president-lyndon-johnson-talks-about-his-bunghole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to listen to it at least till he talks about his bunghole. Hard to believe this is the President of the United States speaking.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have to listen to it at least till he talks about his bunghole. Hard to believe this is the President of the United States speaking.</p>
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		<title>Project overload</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2009/11/project-overload/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Console Gaming]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[PC Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Programming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arcadium software]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Left 4 Dead]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.foszor.com/blog/?p=844</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m swamped. Arcadium Software is working on a commercial project that has absorbed a metric fuckton of my time. No its not a game but we&#8217;re working on a web application for a big ass company. Its sorta weird how it came all about: A few years ago my dad was using a really archaic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m swamped. Arcadium Software is working on a commercial project that has absorbed a metric fuckton of my time. No its not a game but we&#8217;re working on a web application for a big ass company. Its sorta weird how it came all about:</p>
<p>A few years ago my dad was using a really archaic method for keeping track of what vehicles he was in charge of. Like&#8230; where they were stationed. He wrote the vehicle number down on a magnet and placed it on a white board and moved them from square to square depending on where the vehicle got shipped. So I wrote him a digital version of that and since he struggles with computers, I totally mimicked the look of a board with magnets on it. Except you could double-click any &#8220;magnet&#8221; and open up extended information and tools on it. Needless to say this worked many times faster and he instantly fell in love with it. I spent loads of time in the UI so it was extremely user friendly.</p>
<p>Well he has since left that company and moved on to bigger and better things. Little did I know he continued to use that program and one day his boss saw him using it and one thing lead to another&#8230; next thing I know I&#8217;m in a meeting talking business for writing this company a custom software tool. So a lot of our time is being dedicated to that&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>BUT THEN&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Garry decides that he wants to start a <a href="http://frettacontest.facepunchstudios.com/">Fretta gamemode contest</a> with some high dollar incentives. So now we&#8217;re working on <em>THAT</em> at the same time. Our goal is to submit two gamemodes so we really gotta bust ass on everything. We&#8217;re not going to sacrifice quality though, so its just time dedication.</p>
<p><strong>BUT THEN&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>All these new games have come out/are coming out and ahhhhhhhhhh. I&#8217;m deep into Fallout 3 right now, I&#8217;ve got Borderlands to focus on, Left 4 Dead 2 soon&#8230; Modern Warfare 2&#8211; <strong>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu&#8211;</strong></p>
<p><font color="#ff0000"><strong>AND NOW FOR SOME COMPLETELY UNRELATED MEDIA</strong></font></p>
<p>Awesome:<br />
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		<title>Lost and found</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2009/08/lost-and-found/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun & Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infiniminer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minecraft]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.foszor.com/blog/?p=796</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay so I&#8217;ve been lost. I haven&#8217;t done much of anything lately but I have a good excuse. Well its a pretty shitty excuse but its an excuse nonetheless. Anyways. I while back I was introduced to a game called Infiniminer. I think I&#8217;ve mentioned it on my blog before but I don&#8217;t remember and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay so I&#8217;ve been lost. I haven&#8217;t done much of anything lately but I have a good excuse. Well its a pretty shitty excuse but its an excuse nonetheless.</p>
<p>Anyways. I while back I was introduced to a game called <a href="http://www.zachtronicsindustries.com/pivot/entry.php?id=82">Infiniminer</a>. I think I&#8217;ve mentioned it on my blog before but I don&#8217;t remember and I&#8217;m too lazy to search my own blog and find out if I blogged about what I&#8217;m blogging about&#8230; which is Infiniminer.</p>
<p>Okay enough of that. Well I stumbled across another game called <a href="http://minecraft.net/">Minecraft</a> which is pretty much inspired by Infiniminer except its currently only a sandbox and is a java application embedded in a webpage&#8211; which is really sweet because its self updating. So long story short I didn&#8217;t pay much attention to the game but was always inspired by the awesome artwork people manage to create (mostly pixel art, but also other cool 3D shit).</p>
<p>So one day I get a wild hair up my ass and decide to try some servers&#8230; which was totally boring because 90% of servers have &#8220;jailspawns&#8221;. Those are areas where you enter the game and you&#8217;re trapped in a tiny ass area made of adminium&#8230; a block that only admins can remove. Its pretty much pointless. You can&#8217;t move, can&#8217;t spawn, can&#8217;t do shit except beg for an admin to let you free. I understand why people use these&#8211; to protect their work. But whats the point of a public server if you don&#8217;t let public people join?</p>
<p>So I went ahead and created my own server but left it private. <a href="http://www.the-arcadium.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&#038;t=68">I announced it on The Arcadium Forums</a> and no one really paid much attention to it for a few weeks. After convincing a friend to play with me for a bit, we found ourselves genuinely intrigued by the game. Its pretty much like virtual <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lego">Legos</a> but with square blocks. We started out making random stupid shit then decide to start a new map and build a city.</p>
<p><strong>Holy Shit.</strong></p>
<p>It turned out to be a huge undertaking that other people started joining in. We tried to make the city as realistic as possible. Soon there were 5 to 8 of us in the server at a time and all in Ventrilo discussing what buildings we were going to do next. I played this game too damn much I started dreaming weird dreams about blocks and shit. I know I know, I&#8217;m lame&#8230; anyways eat a dick.</p>
<p>So after almost 2 weeks of work we&#8217;ve got a large majority of the city built. I decided to do a simple walk through of the city record it. There&#8217;s so much more to it that isn&#8217;t shown in the video, but enjoy anyways.</p>
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		<title>The Collector</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2009/07/the-collector/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Programming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gamemodes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Garry's Mod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scripting]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a Garry&#8217;s Mod gamemode I began developing a few months ago. It started out as an experiment to see how much of a horror atmosphere I could introduce to an existing level using dynamically generated audio &#038; visual effects. Everyone loved how it turned out and asked me to add more of a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a Garry&#8217;s Mod gamemode I began developing a few months ago. It started out as an experiment to see how much of a horror atmosphere I could introduce to an existing level using dynamically generated audio &#038; visual effects.</p>
<p>Everyone loved how it turned out and asked me to add more of a &#8220;game&#8221; to it; which I eventually did. There are several puzzle-quests the players are put through (yes its multiplayer), but I didn&#8217;t spend any time in the video demonstrating them. Maybe I&#8217;ll show them in another video (if anyone is interested)</p>
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<p>P.S. Click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwC-3Ubap9c&#038;hd=1">here</a> and watch it in HD</p>
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		<title>Twouble with Twitters</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2009/07/twouble-with-twitters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sauce]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://current.com/items/89891774_twouble-with-twitters.htm">Sauce</a></p>
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		<title>Qik</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2009/07/qik/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[www.qik.com Just found this app for my phone&#8230; its still in alpha testing, but its pretty sweet. I can stream live video to the internet with minimal delay, then it saves the videos. my profile: www.qik.com/foszor]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.qik.com">www.qik.com</a></p>
<p>Just found this app for my phone&#8230; its still in alpha testing, but its pretty sweet. I can stream live video to the internet with minimal delay, then it saves the videos.</p>
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<p>my profile: <a href="http://www.qik.com/foszor">www.qik.com/foszor</a></p>
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		<title>Pacifica</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2009/06/pacifica/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled across this video, really enjoyed it: Tomorrow I&#8217;ll talk about my trip to the Jimmy Kimmel show.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I stumbled across this video, really enjoyed it:</p>
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<p>Tomorrow I&#8217;ll talk about my trip to the Jimmy Kimmel show.</p>
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		<title>Science 101mph</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2009/06/science-101mph/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No I didn&#8217;t really go 101mph&#8230; but pretty damn close:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No I didn&#8217;t really go 101mph&#8230; but pretty damn close:</p>
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		<title>Relinquishing my PS2</title>
		<link>http://www.foszor.com/blog/2009/06/relinquishing-my-ps2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brandon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun & Entertainment]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[aidan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[growing up]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had to give up my PS2 this evening&#8230; why? It&#8217;s all about growing up. No no no&#8230; you got it all wrong&#8230; I&#8217;m not growing up, silly goose. My son Aidan is growing up. Seeing as I have an Xbox 360, Dreamcast and 2 laptops in my garage, I figured I could spare the [...]]]></description>
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<p>I had to give up my PS2 this evening&#8230; why? It&#8217;s all about growing up.</p>
<p>No no no&#8230; you got it all wrong&#8230; <em>I&#8217;m</em> not growing up, silly goose. My son Aidan is growing up. Seeing as I have an Xbox 360, Dreamcast and 2 laptops in my garage, I figured I could spare the hardware (well not really, but <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunkenness">I&#8217;ll find a way to cope with my loss</a>). He&#8217;s 3 1/2 now and we&#8217;re trying to find ways for him to become more independent.</p>
<p>First thing first is getting him out of our bed. I totally blame my wife and she takes full responsibility, but he&#8217;s used to sleeping in our bed. It all started when he was really young and I worked shitty hours. My wife didn&#8217;t like sleeping alone so she brought him in bed with her. Now that&#8217;s all changed and its becoming really annoying waking up in the middle of the night with a sharp pain in your back because his elbow or knee is digging in. So how do we solve this dilemma? Bribery. I told him I would give him the PS2 (along with the Guitar Hero controller) if he started sleeping in his bed&#8230; then after a solid week of doing so he&#8217;ll get a new game.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll report back in a week and we&#8217;ll see how it went. By the way, while searching for the PS2 logo I came across <a href="http://www.foszor.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/playstation.jpg">this</a> image. Holy fuck.</p>
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